What's Your Most Over-the-Top Request From a User?

Well, Bob, if I COULD make it fold laundry...

We've all had them. A user is so excited to tell you their idea and then BAM! Umm..I'm sorry, you want it to do what??

What's the most outrageous request you've ever gotten from a user? And what happened?!?

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Blake Harrison
Systems Analyst / Quickbase Developer
BCF Partners Capital
Houston TX
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